A Gun That Shoot Knives

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Future of Love - CD

Our sophmore release! this album is the most technically advanced we've ever made. with the help of our buddy and new bandmate Scot Michael, we went all out and created a blown-out, extravangant, lush fantasy world of an album. contains songs like the self-help mantra "U turn her on" and the ode to Han Solo "Carbonite" as well as the profanity-laden "Stay in School" and "Sushi"
$13
15 tracks (see music section for track listing/samples)
Released 2008, Bad Horses Records
 
Miracle - CD

Our debut release! We started making "Miracle" the first time we played together. the whole album was recorded in basements, practice spaces and living rooms around Bellingham and Seattle. a whopping 19 tracks of classic weird-out costume rock, done our way exclusively. Miracle took forever to record, and is a labor of love for every one of us. contains the great anti-establishment punk song "Skinned Knees" and brainless punk song "Ferarri Turbo" as well as the intellectual ode to physicist Richard Feynman "Los Alamos" and literacy anthem "Literate Man"
$11
19 tracks (see music section for track listing/samples)
Released 2007, Bad Horses Records
 
Love - CD EP

selections from our new album "Future of Love".
FREE WITH MOST PURCHASES OVER $5*!
(excludes the purchase of the "Future of Love" CD)
6 tracks (see music section for track listing/samples)
Released 2007, Bad Horses Records
 
100 Things - Stubby & the Electric Blanket - CD

Before Stubby Abbot was the frontman of A Gun That Shoots Knives, he was a child model and promising young novelty folk singer. his friends enjoyed his songs, and he had a reputation through the hundreds of home-made cds he would give to everyone he knew. when an oppotunity arose to record a studio album, he asked his girlfriend Sherry Palmer and his friends Steve Moffat and Sasha Landis to record it with him, and they called themselves the electric blanket. contains the Shel Silverstein-inspired "50 Guys Named Jim" and "Cuban Missile Crisis"
$11
14 tracks (see music section for track listing/samples)
Released 2002, Monkey Town Records
  ORDERING INFO
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SHIPPING AND HANDLING
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Neon Bear Shirt

This shirt commmemorates the release of our new album Future of Love. the neon bear is a design by Stubby Abbot for the poster of our cd release party, which here appears in the official Bad Horses colors: yellow and brown.
SIZES
$13
Silkscreened image on black t-shirt
Available in adult SMALL and MEDIUM
 
Angry Bottle Shirt

An orginal design by AGTSK singer Stubby Abbot. this shirt epitomizes the band's underlying philosophy: Juxtpozition. "Sometimes you hit the bottle, and sometimes the bottle hits you"
SIZES
$13
Silkscreened image on black t-shirt
Available in adult MEDIUM and LARGE
 
AGTSK Lightning Bolt Window/Bong Sticker

Our name spelled out in exciting lightning bolt-cursive!
$1.75
White text printed on clear background
6" x 3"
 
Miracle 'Rainbow' Poster

This poster comes as the insert for our album "miracle" but we have some extra posters if you want one. this poster features the insanely eye-catching image of AGTSK in a shitty basement cloud fantasy. the scene was constructed by Stubby Abbot and photographed by our good pal Gunther Jose Frank. the posters come folded up in sixths, sorry.
$1.75
full color poster
9" x 14"
 
Miracle 'Knife' Poster

A close-up view of our first album cover. painted by our friends Cory and Catska Ench, this poster depicts the giant spaceship orbiting the earth that we all live in, and the knife-shaped shuttlecraft that we ride in to go visit the earth. in our "Future of Love" cover, you can see the knife ship in it's landing mode, and our gun mothership faintly outlined in the sky.
$3.50 (shipped in tube, rolled)
Full color poster
11" x 17"


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